Diaphanous Tactics — Ryan Quintal’s 10 simple steps to success in any industry.

1. Create more content

You simply don’t do enough. Consider giving up your full time job in order to improve your Klout score. It may help you just get all the things you’d normally pay for, for free.

2. Understand your audience

Who are they, what do they do, what’s with that new hair cut they got right? It makes them look stupid.

3. Become a resource

Become the go to guy for everything. Up to and including girls who want to talk to you about how shitty their boyfriend is but they still wont sleep with you.

4. Engage on the internet

Did you know 97 out of 100 people use the internet exclusively for pornography? The other three answers claim to have something to do with Cat videos on YouTube. So get out there with some compelling cat pornography and get those hits!

5. Use time to your advantage

I’m gonna be honest and transparent. If you worry your audience is simply to old to understand something, just give it a week. They’ll probably be dead by then right? Then you can start tackling that ever elusive 18-35 demo you’re trying to reach anyway. Feel free to take “umbridge” and issue with that ma-tour-ri-ty.

6. Maintain a strong brand

Your brand is more powerful than you think, it can be used to influence several people at a time. With great power comes great responsibility. For some sources of people with great brand, check out this well know group, they really knew their own image.

7. Get your hands dirty

But remember, employees MUST wash hands.

8. Make Amazing moments

You get much better results when you’re caring in your communication. Nothing says “Thanks for being a loyal customer” like sneaking in to their house, and leaving a note under their pillow to really give them a “wow” experience.

9. Never miss an opportunity

There’s always someone you could be reaching out to, be the TMZ of your industry, that way people know you’re the go to influencer on that topic.

10. Keep it simple

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